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Tacosaurus Mex Starts Brawl In Las Vegas Mexican Restaurant (Mortal Kombat Version)
Senorita Cockita Roach had just been illegally resettled earlier that day in LV after walking 6000 miles to the US border without food or water. She was really "fucking hungry" so she thought she'd go downtown and get knocked up and then have a nice meal to celebrate. However, she lost her shit with the staff when they claimed they ran out of burritos and then refused to accept Food Stamps as payment for her order.
Srt. Roach plans on getting her free Doctorate degree in nuclear science/medicine in the fall.